There are some days wherein which I wonder why I write. The simple answer would be that it’s how I express myself, but that isn’t entirely true. I do think that it’s beautiful that people can convey emotions to others through ink on a sheet of paper. Still, I don’t think I give a shit … Continue reading Why I Write (And Why I Post Here)
The ‘Psychology’ of Porn: Science or What?
If anyone out there reads my other posts, you’re already aware of my opinion of humanities. Now, for a long time, I’ve always believed psychology to be one of the most socially beneficial fields out there. I had a powerful preconceived notion that professionals in the field do an incredible amount of good for their … Continue reading The ‘Psychology’ of Porn: Science or What?
A Bad Dream
I got up early to do some forms for a job. They emailed me around 7, which was earlier than I anticipated. Yes, I sleep in often, but today I got up at 8. I was unfamiliar with the documents and misread the sender’s requests several times, so it took me a little bit of … Continue reading A Bad Dream
I Have Anger Issues
The first step to dealing with a problem is by admitting you have one. And then what? It's the same advice over and over again. “Now you can work on it.” “Count to ten. “Imagine you’re in a happy place.” What the fuck even is that last one? Mind you, I don’t think they’re wrong. … Continue reading I Have Anger Issues
I’m Going to Chew Gum From Now on Instead of Smoking
Tony Soprano with that Cuban So, I had a lot of papers to write when I went to uni. And when I say a lot, I mean they were forcing me to shit them out almost every day. But how can a man possibly shit so much in such small intervals? Well good sir, I’ve … Continue reading I’m Going to Chew Gum From Now on Instead of Smoking
Charles Leviathan Corinthian David Christ Jonathan Johnson (FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY)
******SATIRE My name is Charles Leviathan Corinthian David Christ Jonathan Johnson, but you can call me Mike. In my free time, I go to church and pray to God. In my work time, I go to Mosques and pray them away. Ya see, I’m just a godly, workin’ man. I’ve been all over the place, … Continue reading Charles Leviathan Corinthian David Christ Jonathan Johnson (FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY)
To Those Left
I once dreamed of greener pastures And flying above the stars And of sweeter things But now, I am bitter I once chased pigeons And drew on walls And climbed trees But now, I lie still I once hoped to become the best chef in the world And the first on Mars And a good … Continue reading To Those Left
An Awful College Experience: The Humanities Department
One of the most soul-wrenching aspects of my time throughout college was the loneliness of it all. I’ve essentially let go of family plenty of reasons, but it was the dishonesty that broke me. And that no one had my best interests in mind. It tore me apart, having to leave behind what was once … Continue reading An Awful College Experience: The Humanities Department
An Awful College Experience: The Financial Aid Arc
After my first year at college, I was dropped. For personal and familial reasons, I knew I wasn’t in the right mindset to be in school. It took 3 years (2 in community college) before I felt comfortable enough to go back. When I did, there was so much paperwork involved that my head was … Continue reading An Awful College Experience: The Financial Aid Arc
The Big Bang Theory VS The Office
Comedy shows ought to be considered the centerfold for societal humor, of which it is derived from. It’s commonly believed that pop culture helps to create the sort of humor that the general populace incorporates into their daily lives. From the aberration that is live action Sonic to the more so common Putin’s overall appearance, … Continue reading The Big Bang Theory VS The Office
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